The Search

Since the Doobie discovery incident I've been scrambling to come up
with a new nickname for Mariah. She goes by Mariah, Maya, and Princess for now.
Some contenders that have slipped out of my mouth recently are:

Maya papaya
Doopie
Doopy poopy (because there would have to be some that are completely
inappropriate)
'lil My my
Sister
Maya don't crya
Squirmy wormy
Skittles
Brownie face
Lubby dubby
Oh Maya
Doobie doober (Hayden's favorite)
And my favorite,

Doobie...oh wait, that's what we've been trying to
get away from... Dang it.