Gorilla Face: The Sequel

Ok, I take back what I said yesterday. Today my eye is almost swollen
shut. I look like Rocky after a fight or gorilla face. I'm pretty sure
if I attempt to go out in public there will be weeping and gnashing of
teeth, children clinging to their mothers in fear and men beating
their chests at the injustice. Okay maybe not that last part but you
get the point. Anyone have an eye patch hanging around that I could
borrow for a few days?